Cartoon Contest # 8
“Oh no! I must have bought toothpest!”

Dear Fans… Thanks for the great response to cartoon contest number 9. The caption winner is: "Oh no! I must have bought toothpest!" James Francis from Warwickshire, England

Honorable Mentions:
“Please, I’m just a little squirt down on his luck…I’ve got a wife
and a tube-full of kids…My life is only half-rolled-up…Please
don’t eat me!” Jeffrey Asher, Yorktown Heights, NY
“An onion roll and coffee? No way I’m going in without a prerinse.” Andy Mollica, The Plains, OH

Cartoon Contest # 7
“Don’t give me the cold shoulder”

Dear Fans… Thanks for the great response to cartoon contest number 8. The caption winner is: “Don’t give me the cold shoulder”
by three people!

• Gina Montesano, ON, Canada;
   
• Houston Graham, Tujunga, CA;
   
• Ryan Mills, Drexel Hill, PA

Honorable Mentions:

• “I sure hope you don’t kiss your mother with that
  mouth” Scott Andrews, Winnipeg, Canada
  “You said it was a treasure chest!” Brad Glover,
  Ontario, Canada
   
• “There’s something fishy about your running away!”
  Julian Myers, Marina Del Rey, CA
   
• “I better not catch you near that floozy on his
  FOREARM” Geoff Williams, Coon Rapids, MN

Cartoon Contest # 6
“Her name was Sunshine. I met her at the beach. It was a crazy day of frolicking in the sand together. When I woke up, she was gone. All I had left was a burning memory.”

Dear Fans… Thanks for the great response to cartoon contest number six. The caption winner is: Ashley Spicer from Virginia.

Honorable Mentions go to:

• “Aha! Don’t try to hide it. You’ve been going out with Happyface!” Rocky Brooks, Victoria, B.C.
   
• “I told you not to let the Dalai Lama put your sunscreen on!” T.W. McNemar, Stonewood, WV
   
• “Did I forget to say BULLSEYE?” Ronald Riedel, Surrey, B.C.
  

Cartoon Contest #5
"You seem really sweet, but I only kiss frogs."”

Dear Fans… Thanks for the great response to cartoon contest number five. The caption winner is: Bethany Fulton from Athens, OH

Honorable mentions go to:

• “I said I wanted fish and chips! Not fishy lips!”
  Kevin Murphy from Lima, OH
  
  
• -“Thank you, now could I trouble you for a glass of ice water?” John Johnson from Parrish, FL
  
  
• “Impressions? Well, I only do two, really…Mick Jagger and Steven Tyler.” Gabriel Gentile from Las Vegas, NV

Dear Fans… Thanks for the great response to cartoon contest number four. The caption winner is: Scott Andrews, Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada

Honorable Mentions go to:

• “Oh, no! Has Stampy been let loose from the animal sanctuary again?” Sam Edis, Nottingham, England
  
  
• “110 years old, and I still get carded. Hey lady, could you buy me a cold one?” Frank Sopovitz, NY, NY
  
  
• “Snack?... I’ll take the whole shack!” Scott Sorensen LA, CA
  
  
• “Pssst, hey lady! Buy some beer nuts for me and you can keep the change.” Marty Dupris, Pickering, Ontario Canada

A special thanks to the myriad of entries from countries far and wide including Israel, New Zealand, Australia, United Kingdom, Canada and Finland!

Cartoon Contest #3:
“SHEEE’S BAAAAAACK!!”

Dear Fans… Thanks for the great response to cartoon contest number three. The caption winner is: Billy Weathersby of Camilla, Georgia. “You go, Billy!”

Honorable Mentions go to:

• “Hey Mary! I need a price check! Bart Simpson wants to buy a dress!” Lisette Gonzalez, Fairfield, CA
  
  
• “Hey Joe, do they REALLY issue credit cards to blondes?”
  Ed Goss, Glendale, CA
  
  
• “I just unloaded your grandmother’s dress.”
  Dennis Laughlin, Brantford, Ontario

Cartoon Contest #2:
“Oh my God! Which one of you microwaved Barney!!!???”

Dear Fans… Thanks for the great response to cartoon contest number two. The caption winner is: Lynn Armstrong, Ingleside, Ontario. “You go, Lynn! Honorable Mentions go to:

• “Everyone stay back! Anna Nicole’s fat is looking for a new host body!” Jason Younger
  
  
• “Oh no! Aunt Mary’s homemade implants exploded again.” Susan Spector from Bayville, NJ
  
  
• “Oh, no! Our house must be on the fault line for the LaBarney Tar Pits!” Diana Star Helmer from Marshalltown, IA